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Patrick Demotivational Poster

SPONGEBOB - No Wonder Our Kids Grow Up To Be Lazy

SIR PATRICK STEWART - The Knighting of Sir Patrick Stewart was done the only way it COULD be done. Qapla'!!

TAGS: patrick stewart
Rating: 4.79/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:37 pm
Ha! Oh if only her bony little wrists were strong enough to make this photo real! ^_^
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:44 pm

PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.

REACHING YOUR GOALS - Take pride in the fact that you've accomplished something. Even if that something is nothing.

TAGS: goals patrick spongebob nothing
Rating: 4.1/5

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Sonson - February 15, 2010, 6:58 am
Looks like my day


TAGS: snape rape face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

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Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?

WHY STAR TREK IS UNREALISTIC - No Frenchman could be as badass as Jean-Luc Picard

TAGS: star trek captain patrick picard
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cyberhagen - July 5, 2011, 3:24 pm
I still don't get the casting of Patrick Stewart as a Frenchman. They should've changed Picard's character's name to something British.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2011, 5:25 pm

ahhhh the eternal Kirk vs Picard argument. two words...shoulder roll...FTW!
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 9:23 am
The actor might have been a brit but the character was a french decendant. Jean-luc might not be as eager as Kirk to get into a brawl but he has flexed his muscle plenty in TNG
bassman007 - July 1, 2011, 5:07 pm
oops, meant he wasnt a badass
bassman007 - July 1, 2011, 5:07 pm
Picard was a badass, Kirk could whoop him any day!
Cloudchaser - July 1, 2011, 12:40 pm
The actor who played him was actually British

MOVE ALONG... - These aren't the BEERS you are looking for! You guys look like LITE drinkers to me

TAGS: st patrick s day
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:56 pm

ST. PATRICK'S DAY - The only day during the year that we can be sure our kidneys work.

IRISH SAYINGS - A face without FRECKLES is like a sky without STARS Happy ST. Patrick's Day MotiFake

TAGS: st patrick s day
Rating: 4.66/5

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Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:08 am
Yes, Redheads are extremely gorgeous. I wish I had red hair with my Irish Roots, but my Italian took over. So I got the mix between brown and blond. Haha. But I agree on the eyes.
Reason - March 17, 2010, 11:54 pm
those might be the most amsome green eyes I have ever seen.
Cloudchaser - March 17, 2010, 7:43 am
Oh hell yeah! *likes gingers*
Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 1:01 am
Scientists suggest the redhair gene will no longer exist by 2100. Quickly! Fuck an endangered species while you still can! This has been an Official Motifake Announcement. Carry on.

SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK - Somehow, that show doesn't seem so cute any more.

TAGS: spongebob and patrick
Rating: 3.4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:23 pm
This just have me horrifying thought about Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck! ROFLMAO!
shmoe13 - January 2, 2011, 11:12 pm
haha so true

PATRICK! - "Always when I need him, he is not there."

HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY - now let's be havin' that kiss

TAGS: st patricks day
Rating: 3.77/5

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Reality -

TAGS: patrick starfish real
Rating: 2.96/5

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Fr. Poindexter - April 16, 2009, 6:27 am
Woody Harrelson is looking well

THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner

TAGS: patrick swayze baby dirty dancing dead
Rating: 2.46/5

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pttthhhhhtttt - September 15, 2009, 9:40 pm
An outside wall corner was the best you could do? You wrote "the corner" twice. Also it should be Johhny Castle. You failed.


TAGS: st patricks
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:47 pm
LMAO! Actually, I'm blaming the 3rd Guinness. Sure, it was #3 of 22, but I knew it was up to no good.
Sho - March 18, 2010, 10:42 am
At least he almost made it to the door.
me4891 - March 18, 2010, 10:34 am
I feel like that guy today. Drinking Irish Car Bombs with my friend from Ireland last night. Pounding Guiness spiked with shots of Irish Whiskey is bad for the head and tummy.


TAGS: st patricks day
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:17 am
Tsk tsk... you're making good ones on your own... don't get to plagiarizing again... there's a few today.

KISSING THE BLARNEY STONE - "Is this how you do it?" "Yes, and while you kiss the stone put your hand on my, er this 'rock!'"

ST. PATRICK'S DAY - Happy Day After!

THERE ARE TIMES - When there's simply just not enough Guinness in the world !!!

TAGS: guinness t shirt st patrick world ugly shamrock
Rating: 2.45/5

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JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:16 pm
Should say "I 8 Irish Boys"
LogicDude - May 20, 2009, 1:57 pm
*sniff* She ate ALL of me Lucky Charms!



THURSDAY MARCH 17TH - When waking up drunk just means you have a good head start.

TAGS: st patricks
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - March 17, 2011, 11:15 pm


TAGS: saint patricks day kiss cubby
Rating: 4.17/5

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Cubbybear - March 18, 2011, 1:26 am
ICEMAN - March 18, 2011, 12:29 am

YES HE CAN! - Patrick Star for White House!

TAGS: patrick and spongebob vote him
Rating: 2/5

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Player_Meyer - September 8, 2009, 5:58 am
I was thinking in the line of: "Spongebob the builder... can he fix it? YES HE CAN!" lmao anyway


TAGS: st patricks day
Rating: 4.5/5

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Leta - June 12, 2011, 12:29 am
I actually own that, in that color lol
herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 5:15 pm
fuckin great just fuckin great all the shit we need in this time! ........... fuck!
ICEMAN - March 17, 2010, 5:39 pm
Translation: Kiss my arse. Hey MO, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
MO - March 17, 2010, 11:56 am
Not sure what it is, but I like the way you said it! 5ver!

WET DREAMS - Hot Women and Cold Guinness: May your St Paddy's Day be filled with'em both!

TAGS: happy st patricks day motifake
Rating: 4.48/5

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Current Resident - March 19, 2010, 6:53 pm
Well done, Dude. 5L
Mongo - March 18, 2010, 9:07 am
Faceplant31 - March 17, 2010, 12:54 pm

AGGY'S OBIT - Aggy fell into a vat of Guinness & drowned Witnesses say it was a long drawn out death... apparently he got out 3 times to pee.

TAGS: happy st patricks day all
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sean - March 19, 2010, 5:59 pm
His dearest who were left behind secretly suspect that he peed 5 or 6 times.
Preacher Man - March 17, 2010, 10:38 am
Witnesses further report that he valiently fought off all efforts to rescue him.
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 11:36 pm
I'm down, but I'm not out! 5L
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 8:08 pm
Looks like suicide. 5!
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 3:27 pm
R.S.Jake - March 15, 2010, 2:46 pm
Amsome! 5 painless deaths!
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 2:11 pm


TAGS: st patrick s day invitation open house all welcome free beer
Rating: 3.9/5

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5150monkeylove - March 17, 2011, 4:14 pm
So long as it's not a surprise party....lol

ST PATRICK'S DAY - Corned beef and cabbage is the best part.

TAGS: st patrick s day
Rating: 3.73/5

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Silverheart - March 15, 2013, 5:50 pm

All I need now is a fork! 5Lagers
maoworks2 - March 15, 2013, 4:15 pm
I'll Take 12 To Go Thanks.

PATRICK! - Thank God... cuz I thought I was gonna have to go all Jedi on your ass dude!


TAGS: life time death actor dancer patrick swayze 1952 2009 cancer dirty dancing point break
Rating: 3.27/5

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Sean - September 12, 2011, 8:43 pm
But we must not overlook his work in Donny Darko, no?
Sean - September 12, 2011, 8:42 pm
Yes! Red Dawn was totally cool.
alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:31 pm
and what about Red Dawn? Wolverines!!
Sean - September 26, 2009, 1:20 am
Point Break is a classic. Totally great movie.
synik - September 26, 2009, 1:17 am
Dont forget he was in The Outsiders as well.
Zed - September 15, 2009, 5:31 am
As well as Steel Dawn.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:09 am
And Sam Elliot. HE was a Way cooler character than Pats character, but never forget... If we don't appreciate this movie it leaves Ghost, Black Dog, And Dirty Dancing.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 4:02 am
Roadhouse? Ugh. The best part of that was the "Saturday night thing"
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:00 am
Poor PAt, he died a slow death, that no poster maker will show, especially how he looked at the end. In memory Pat, because you did Roadhouse and killed a guy by ripping his throat out with your bare hand.

PATRICK STAR! - Too many diagnoses to count.

DIGNITY - I'm unsure of whom has less of it in this picture

TAGS: danica patrick signs moobs
Rating: 3.52/5

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BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:30 pm
Winner! bOB, this dude looks like he does the night shift at the birth control factory! 5 estrogen pills!
agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 8:48 pm

NPH - A Man's Gotta Do What A Man's Gotta Do

TAGS: nph fag neil patrick harris
Rating: 3.17/5

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AirStryke - February 3, 2010, 6:37 pm
Dr. Horrible FTW

THE UNIVERSE - created just to accomodate this man

TAGS: patrick moore universe creation big bang
Rating: 2.38/5

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bilnit - September 11, 2008, 3:36 am
"Doooooooo! You disreputable little SMURFS!"


TAGS: patrick s bug juice beer
Rating: 2.25/5

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agdaniele - March 17, 2011, 11:07 pm
Not everyone is made for real beer.
5150monkeylove - March 17, 2011, 10:31 pm
Should we stone the heretic?


TAGS: downpatrick downpatrick downpatrick tyrella tyrella
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 19, 2014, 9:53 am
GEEZUS! First poster?! Wonderful


TAGS: guinness aggy stpatricks day
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - March 18, 2011, 12:31 am
No drinking for me.... got work in the morning.
pzykosiz - March 18, 2011, 12:19 am
still concious i see
agdaniele - March 17, 2011, 11:19 pm

You need a license? -

HAPPY ST PADDY'S DAY! - Drink up gentlemen today is your day


TAGS: downpatrick tyrella downpatrick tyrella downpatrick
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:45 am
The cute women are at a completely different beach...Easier-On-The-Eyes Sandbar and Resort.



TAGS: patrick swayze
Rating: 2.83/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 4:05 am
No one put baby in the corner. But now someone will have to put her dance partner in the ground.
darkangel98s - September 14, 2009, 11:06 pm
uh... She's having the time oh his afterlife? *Shudder* damn you
MrRandom - September 14, 2009, 10:47 pm
So does Demi Moore have to be afraid of ghost rape again?

WEEEELLLL...... - it didn't quite work out that way, did it?


BUBBLES - The underwater cocaine.